‫- PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD...
‫- IT'S SENIOR YEAR! ‫- LAST RANKING?
‫- T, I AM 137!
‫- THIS IS JUST LIKE ‫SOPHOMORE YEAR.
‫HE'S GETTING WHAT HE WANTS, ‫AND YOU'RE NOT.
‫- ABOUT LAST NIGHT...
‫NOTHING HAPPENED ‫BETWEEN ME AND MATTY.
‫HE JUST WANTED TO TALK. ‫I'M PREGNANT.
‫AND THE STUDENT BODY ‫HAD TURNED INTO
‫A THRONG OF OVER-CAFFEINATED ‫STRUNG-OUT ZOMBIES.
‫THESE WERE THE LAST GRADES ‫COLLEGES WOULD SEE.
‫THEY COULD MAKE THE DIFFERENCE ‫BETWEEN GOING TO HARVARD
‫OR WORKING AT HOLLISTER.
‫- HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW SAD AND ‫THE CITY EVA'S BEEN LOOKING?
‫WHAT'S THAT BISH'S BIGGEST ISH,
‫HOW HOT SHE AND MATTY ‫WILL LOOK AT PROM?
‫- YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ‫ARE GOING THROUGH.
‫WHICH IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO ‫TELL MYSELF ABOUT LUKE--
‫THE FACT THAT HE'S IGNORED ‫MY APOLOGY TEXT.
‫- JENNA, YOU LEFT THAT DUDE OUT ‫IN THE COLD, LITERALLY.
‫ON A MOUNTAIN NEXT TO A CREEPY ‫STATUE OF A BEAR.
‫- WHICH IS WHY I'M DOUBLING DOWN ‫WITH A GRAND GESTURE--
‫SOMETHING HE CAN'T IGNORE.
‫- WELL, GOOD LUCK. ‫CALL ME AFTER.
‫I WANT ALL THE DEETS BY DRE.
‫- WITH EVERYTHING ELSE GOING ON, ‫THE LAST THING I NEEDED
‫WAS TO GET SUCKED INTO ‫ANOTHER EVA DRAMA.
‫BUT I HAD TO KNOW MATTY ‫WAS OKAY.
‫HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
‫- I'M, UH, I'M OKAY.
‫- REALLY?
‫- MATTY, I DON'T WANT TO ‫TELL YOU WHO TO TALK TO,
‫BUT THIS IS MAKING ME ‫REALLY UPSET.
‫AND THEY SAY STRESS IS BAD ‫FOR OUR BABY.
‫BYE.
‫- HEY, LISS, YOU WANNA COME OVER ‫AND STUDY?
‫- THANKS, BUT I'M GOING HOME ‫WITH TYLER.
‫I MEAN, TYLER'S GIVING ME ‫A RIDE HOME,
‫BECAUSE WE'RE BROTHER AND SISTER ‫AND WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE.
‫- HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN SADIE?
‫- SINCE WHEN ARE YOU FRIENDS?
‫- THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ‫REALLY WEIRD GOING ON
‫I NEED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT. ‫- NO, THERE'S NOT.
‫EVERYTHING'S NORMAL.
‫- SADITA, ANDALE, WE HAVE TO BE ‫AT THE ART WALK IN AN HOUR.
‫- HOLD ON, SERGIO.
‫NOT ALL OUR LIVES ‫REVOLVE AROUND BRATWURST.
‫- YEAH, YOURS JUST REVOLVES ‫AROUND BEING A BRAT--COME ON.
‫- SADIE, WAIT.
‫- WHAT, HAMILTRASH?
‫- I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT MATTY ‫AND HE WON'T TALK TO ME, SO--
‫- LET ME SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU.
‫THAT PSYCHO ‫HAS HIM IN HER CLUTCHES.
‫THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
‫AS LONG AS SHE'S KNOCKED UP, ‫WE'RE SHUT DOWN.
‫- SADIE, I AM ASKING YOU ‫AS A FRIEND.
‫- EW!
‫WHATEVER HAPPENED ON THAT ‫MOUNTAIN, HAMILQUEEF,
‫WE ARE NOT FRIENDS!
‫LET'S GO. ‫[engine turns]
‫[splash]
‫- THINGS DIDN'T GO WELL ‫WITH MATTY TODAY.
‫OR SADIE, BUT HOPEFULLY, ‫THEY'D GO BETTER WITH LUKE.
‫- JENNA. ‫- I KNOW I SCREWED UP
‫ON THE SKI TRIP, ‫AND I AM SO, SO, SORRY.
‫- JENNA, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ‫APOLOGIZE.
‫- NO, NO, NOW THIS IS A CARE ‫PACKAGE THAT I MADE FOR YOU.
‫- THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
‫HEY, I-- ‫- COFFEE, AND...
‫OH, AND LIKE, ‫CUTE LITTLE TOOTHBRUSH.
‫- JEN, I REALLY HAVE TO--
‫- OH, AND THERE MIGHT EVEN BE ‫A LITTLE GIFT CERTIFICATE
‫FOR A NECK MASSAGE.
‫AND, UM, COOKIES.
‫- BABE, WE HAVE TO HURRY.
‫OH, HELLO.
‫BABE, IS THIS YOUR ‫LITTLE SISTER?
‫- NO, SHE'S MY-- ‫- OOH, MINT CHOCOLATE CRISPS.
‫GOOD LUCK TO THE TROOP.
‫C'MON, BABE, CONCERT ‫STARTS IN 20 MINUTES.
‫LET'S GO. ‫- I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THIS.
‫- TELL. ME. EVERYTHING.
‫- IT DIDN'T GO QUITE AS PLANNED.
‫THERE WAS ANOTHER GIRL THERE,
‫AND I'VE BEEN CHECKING TWITTER
‫AND FACEBOOK AND VINE, ‫AND I CAN'T FIND HER.
‫AND LUKE HASN'T CHANGED ‫HIS RELATIONSHIP STATUS,
‫AND I DON'T KNOW ‫WHAT'S GOING ON.
‫- JENNA, THIS IS FINALS. ‫YOU NEED TO FOCUS.
‫- HOW CAN I FOCUS
‫WITH EVERYTHING ‫THAT I'M GOING THROUGH?
‫- START WITH SOME CAFFEINE.
‫THIS IS IT JENNA, ‫THIS IS DEFCON-TEN, OR ONE.
‫I CAN NEVER REMEMBER ‫WHICH ONE IS WORSE.
‫[bleep] UP OR BUCK UP.
‫IT'S YOUR ONLY CHOICES, ‫SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
‫- TAMARA HAD A POINT--COLLEGES ‫WOULDN'T CARE THAT I WAS
‫GRIEVING THE LOSS OF ‫A RELATIONSHIP
‫OR WHAT MATTY ‫WAS GOING THROUGH
‫WHEN I TOOK MY FINALS.
‫I NEEDED TO COMPARTMENTALIZE, ‫AND FAST.
‫BUCKING IT UP AND SUCKING IT UP.
‫- ALL SENIORS, PLEASE REPORT ‫TO THE AUDITORIUM IMMEDIATELY.
‫- I'LL LEAVE NOW.
‫YOU STAY HERE ‫FOR FIVE MORE HOURS
‫SO NO ONE GETS SUSPICIOUS.
‫- HOW 'BOUT FIVE MORE MINUTES?
‫- DEAL!
‫- HELLO, LISSA.
‫YOU'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD ‫EVER SINCE THE SKI TRIP.
‫WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
‫- NOTHING. ‫NOTHING'S UP.
‫- BULL[bleep]. ‫YOU'RE GLOWING.
‫[gasps] ‫I KNEW IT!
‫YOU'VE BEEN MAKING OUT. ‫YOU BIT YOUR LIP.
‫THAT'S YOUR TELL. ‫WHO IS IN THAT ROOM?
‫- GIRLS, COME ON, ASSEMBLY, ‫LET'S GO.
‫- THIS ISN'T OVER. ‫- [amplified] THIS ISN'T OVER.
‫MUCH LIKE WRECKX, SENIOR YEAR ‫IS STILL VERY MUCH IN EFFECT.
‫FINALS ARE TOMORROW, ‫AND YOU ALL NEED TO FOCUS.
‫BUT THAT'S NOT WHY ‫I CALLED YOU HERE.
‫THERE'S BEEN AN OUTBREAK ‫OF PREGNANT.
‫[students murmuring]
‫LET'S REMEMBER SAFE SEX, ‫PEOPLE.
‫YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
‫FRENCHIES, HANDIES--
‫- I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S TELLING ‫EVERYBODY ABOUT YOU.
‫- SHE DIDN'T SAY MY NAME.
‫- HOW DID SHE FIND OUT? ‫THIS ISN'T COOL.
‫- WHO'S AUDITIONING FOR ‫TEEN MOM 3?
‫- IT'S EVA! SHE'S A LIAR ‫AND SHE TRAPPED MATTY.
‫EVA! EVA! EVA!
‫I HAVE NO IDEA.
‫- [gasps] ‫IS IT YOU?
‫LUKE SPERMINATED ‫THEN TERMINATED YOU?
‫WELL, I WILL JUST DEFER COLLEGE ‫AND WE'LL RAISE THIS BABY
‫TOGETHER IN A NON-SEXUAL LIFE ‫PARTNERSHIP.
‫NO OFFENSE-- ‫YOU'RE NOT REALLY MY TYPE.
‫NOW, WHAT ARE WE THINKING ‫FOR THE NURSERY?
‫- T, NOT KNOCKED UP,
‫AND EASE UP ON THE ENERGY ‫DRINKS, OKAY?
‫- NO-KAY, AND THANK GOD.
‫- MUTIE-MASTIES, WITHDRAWAL, ‫SIXTY--
‫- [whispering] ‫- UH, CORRECTION.
‫WITHDRAWAL ‫DOES NOT ACTUALLY WORK.
‫- YOU, YOU, WE NEED TO TALK.
‫- HONEY, I'M SO GLAD ‫YOU WANNA TALK.
‫I'VE BEEN REALLY WORRIED ‫ABOUT YOU.
‫- WHICH ONE OF YOU TOLD ‫MS. MARKS THAT I WAS PREGNANT?
‫- I'M SORRY, WHO'S EVA?
‫OH, YOU MEAN AMBER.
‫WHY WOULD I WASTE MY TIME... ‫- YES.
‫- TALKING TO ‫THAT DIP[bleep] VAL
‫ABOUT THAT SKEEVY SLUNTBAG?
‫MAYBE MS. MARKS WAS TALKING ‫ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE.
‫THIS SCHOOL'S FULL OF WHORES.
‫- HEY LISSA. ‫- HEY.
‫HEY!
‫- YOU AND MS. MARKS ‫ARE PRETTY TIGHT.
‫- MATTY, I THINK THE ONE THING ‫YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT ME BY NOW
‫IS THAT I CAN KEEP A SECRET.
‫- YOU PROMISE?
‫- REMEMBER HOW LONG ‫I KEPT US A SECRET?
‫- THANK YOU.
‫- YEAH.
‫I PROMISE.
‫- MY STATS BOOK HAS TO BE HERE ‫SOMEWHERE.
‫- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT ‫RIGHT NOW.
‫SO, I GUESS YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED ‫TO ME NOW THAT I'M PREGNANT?
‫- IT'S NOT THAT.
‫IT'S JUST MY MOM'S ‫RIGHT DOWN THE HALL.
‫- NO, NO, I GET IT.
‫I'M ALL USED UP NOW ‫AND I'M GONNA GET FAT--
‫- OH, HEY, COME ON.
‫YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
‫[knocking]
‫- MRS. MCKIBBEN.
‫- EVA, HI. ‫- HI.
‫- IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
‫MATTY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY DIAMOND ‫SNOWFLAKE EARRINGS?
‫I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE,
‫AND I REALLY WANT TO ‫WEAR THEM TONIGHT.
‫- I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM.
‫- WAIT!
‫MATTY, DO YOU WANT TO TELL ‫YOUR MOM SOMETHING?
‫- YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO, UH,
‫SCHOOL FOR A STUDY SESSION.
‫- THAT'S GREAT. ‫HAVE FUN.
‫- WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ‫TELL YOUR MOM I'M PREGNANT?
‫WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ‫OUR FUTURE.
‫- I KNOW. ‫- I WANT US TO SPEND
‫OUR LIVES TOGETHER, ‫BUT MAYBE YOU DON'T.
‫I WAS RAISED BY A SINGLE WOMAN.
‫I CAN DO THIS ALONE ‫IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO COMMIT.
‫- I'M WILLING.
‫I MEAN, I-I WANT TO.
‫SO TOMORROW, AFTER FINALS,
‫WHY DON'T WE GO LOOKING ‫AT ENGAGEMENT RINGS?
‫- ATTENTION STUDENTS.
‫LATE NIGHT JAVA ‫IS NOW BEING SERVED
‫IN THE CAFETERIA. ‫HAPPY STUDYING.
‫- LISTEN, IT'S ONLY ‫A MATTER OF TIME
‫BEFORE SADIE FINDS OUT ‫ABOUT US.
‫I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING,
‫AND I NEED YOU TO TRUST ‫THAT IT'S FOR US,
‫BECAUSE NO ONE CAN KNOW ‫WHAT SINNERS WE ARE.
‫- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
‫- I GOT US A BEARD.
‫JAKE, YOU'RE SO SMART. ‫CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS TO ME?
‫- WELL, THE Z SCORE--
‫YOU LOOK REALLY GREAT ‫IN THAT DRESS.
‫- YEAH, THAT DRESS ‫IS PRETTY REVEALING.
‫HMM, I WONDER WHO YOU'RE TRYING ‫TO LOOK SEXY FOR?
‫- JAKE, CAN I BORROW ‫YOUR JACKET?
‫- YEAH, SURE.
‫YOU STILL LOOK GOOD ‫IN MY JACKETS, TOO.
‫- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, STILL?
‫[phone chimes]
‫- WHO'RE YOU TEXTING, SADIE?
‫- IT'S SERGIO. ‫HE IS SUCH AN IDIOT!
‫- OH, MY GOD! ‫YOU LIKE HIM.
‫- DISGUSTING! ‫I DO NOT.
‫- YOU TOTALLY DO. ‫YOU LAUGHED,
‫YOU ONLY LAUGH ‫WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE.
‫THAT'S YOUR TELL. ‫- YOU ONLY THINK
‫I LIKE SOMEONE ‫BECAUSE YOU LIKE SOMEONE.
‫WHO IS IT, LISSA?
‫- JESUS--I LOVE HIM!
‫- HEY.
‫IS JENNA OKAY? ‫SHE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME.
‫I MEAN, I KNOW MY PREGNANCY ‫MUST BE HARD FOR HER, BUT--
‫- YOUR WHAT?
‫- YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
‫JENNA REALLY DIDN'T TELL YOU?
‫- YOU'RE PREGNANT?
‫- MATTY AND I ARE EXPECTING.
‫YES.
‫CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET?
‫WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
‫- I AM SHAKING, ‫AND IT'S WITH ANGER
‫AND NOT JUST THE DOUBLE ‫DIRTY CHAI I JUST CHUGGED.
‫HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT ‫THE EVAPHANT IN THE ROOM?
‫SHE'S PREGNANT?
‫- I'M SORRY. ‫MATTY MADE ME PROMISE--
‫- UH, YOU MEAN ‫THE FUTURE MR. MANSFIELD.
‫OH, YEAH, HE'S PROPOSING.
‫- WHAT?
‫THAT'S--THAT'S CRAZY. ‫I NEED TO FIND MATTY.
‫MATTY.
‫I KNOW IT'S PROBABLY NONE OF MY ‫BUSINESS, BUT WHAT THE [bleep]?
‫YOU'RE PROPOSING TO HER?
‫- JENNA, WE'RE HAVING A BABY.
‫- WELL, MY PARENTS HAD ME ‫WHEN THEY WERE OUR AGE
‫AND THEY ‫DIDN'T GET MARRIED RIGHT AWAY.
‫PLEASE DON'T RUIN YOUR LIFE ‫OVER THIS.
‫- "RUIN MY LIFE"? ‫REALLY?
‫- AND MAYBE I AM OVERSTEPPING ‫MY BOUNDS, BUT--
‫- JENNA, JENNA.
‫YOU ARE DEFINITELY ‫OVERSTEPPING.
‫- OKAY.
‫FINE, I'M OUT.
‫- JENNA...
‫- NO! ‫NO, NO, NO,
‫I HAVE BEEN NOTHING
‫BUT A REALLY, ‫REALLY GOOD FRIEND TO YOU
‫THROUGH ALL OF THIS.
‫I KEPT YOUR SECRET.
‫AND FOR WHAT?
‫GOOD LUCK, MATTY MCKIBBEN.
‫[door slams]
‫- IT WAS LATE, AND AS USUAL,
‫I'D WASTED TIME AND ENERGY ‫WORRYING ABOUT MATTY.
‫IT WAS HIS LIFE. ‫LET HIM WORRY.
‫ALL I CARED ABOUT WAS PASSING ‫MY STATS FINAL.
‫[cell phone chimes]
‫OKAY, FINE, THE STATS FINAL ‫WASN'T ALL I CARED ABOUT.
‫I CARED ABOUT LUKE, A LOT,
‫AND I REALLY WANTED HIM BACK.
‫- LISTEN,... ‫[chuckles]
‫I FEEL BAD ABOUT ‫HOW WE ENDED THINGS.
‫YOU DESERVE BETTER.
‫YOU DESERVE CLARITY.
‫AND I'M PROBABLY ‫GONNA REGRET THIS,
‫BUT...
‫I NEED TO FOCUS ON SCHOOL ‫RIGHT NOW.
‫NOT ON RELATIONSHIPS.
‫I'VE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD,
‫TRYING TO KEEP MY HEAD ‫ABOVE WATER, AND...
‫I CAN'T HAVE DISTRACTIONS.
‫- BUT WHAT ABOUT THE, UM,
‫COOKIE EATER-- ‫WHAT WAS HER NAME?
‫BABE?
‫- OH, KAT. ‫SHE CALLS EVERYBODY THAT.
‫SHE'S A THEATER MAJOR.
‫SHE LIVES IN MY DORM, ‫SHE LIKES THE SAME MUSIC--
‫- SHE JUST HAPPENS TO BE ‫REALLY HOT.
‫- JENNA, LOOK--
‫I REALLY WANT YOU IN MY LIFE.
‫- JUST NOT AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
‫- YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD PERSON, ‫YOU'RE SMART--
‫- NO ONE CHEATED, NO ONE YELLED, ‫NO ONE HATED EACH OTHER.
‫THIS WAS WHAT A MATURE BREAKUP ‫LOOKED LIKE.
‫[upbeat pop music]
‫[abrupt musical wind down]
‫- YOU OKAY?
‫- HE SAID I WAS A GOOD PERSON.
‫- THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!
‫COME HERE--AW. ‫- [crying]
‫- THAT'S IT, SWEETIE, ‫GET IT OUT.
‫OH, THE FASTER YOU GET IT OUT,
‫THE SOONER YOU CAN ‫GET BACK TO STUDYING.
‫- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ‫STUDYING?
‫THAT IS THE LAST THING ‫I WANT TO DO RIGHT NOW.
‫I JUST WANT TO WALLOW.
‫- ABSOLUTELY NOT!
‫YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR FUTURE ‫FIRST.
‫TEN YEARS FROM NOW, ‫I PROMISE YOU,
‫YOU WILL CARE MORE ABOUT ‫WHERE YOU WENT TO COLLEGE
‫THAN SOME STUPID BOY YOU DATED ‫WHEN YOU WERE 17.
‫- AS MUCH AS I HATED TO ADMIT ‫IT, MY MOM WAS RIGHT.
‫I COULD ONLY FIX ‫WHAT I COULD CONTROL.
‫AND THAT WASN'T LUKE, OR MATTY, ‫OR EVA, OR ANYTHING,
‫OR ANYONE ELSE.
‫BUT I COULD HELP MYSELF.
‫YOU'RE RIGHT. ‫ONLY ONE PROBLEM.
‫I DON'T UNDERSTAND STATS.
‫IT'S LIKE FOREIGN LANGUAGE ‫TO ME.
‫- I CAN HELP.
‫- DO YOU EVEN KNOW ‫WHAT STATS IT?
‫- I RUN THE NUMBERS ON HOW ‫TO GET THE BEST DEAL
‫EVERY TIME I SHOE SHOP.
‫- MOM, THIS IS LINEAR ‫TRANSFORMATIONS.
‫I DON'T THINK LOUBOUTINS ‫ARE RELEVANT.
‫- OH, YOU SWEET, ‫DOPEY LITTLE THING.
‫- BRUTAL AS IT WAS, I'D FORCED ‫MYSELF TO LOCK LUKE IN A BOX.
‫MAYBE IT WAS MY CAFFEINE LEVELS ‫NORMALIZING,
‫BUT I WAS FEELING CALM, ‫CONFIDENT,
‫AND MOST OF ALL, FOCUSED.
‫THE REST OF THE CLASS, ‫NOT SO MUCH.
‫- HEY, JENNA, I HEARD ABOUT YOU ‫AND LUKE AND I'M REALLY SORRY.
‫I MEAN, I'M REALLY SO, ‫SO, SORRY FOR YOU.
‫IT MUST SUCK ‫THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP A MAN.
‫LUKE WAS AMAZING, ‫AND YOU LOST HIM.
‫AND YOU AND MATTY ‫AREN'T EVEN SPEAKING,
‫AND I KNOW THAT YOU ‫JUST STILL PINE FOR HIM.
‫DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FINAL. ‫I'M SURE YOU ACED IT.
‫AFTER ALL, YOU'RE THE 139TH BEST ‫STUDENT HERE.
‫- THAT'S 137TH, ‫YOU [bleep] BITCH.
‫[cell phone chimes]
‫- GRADES ARE UP.
‫- 92! PRAISE BE!
‫- UM...
‫I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
‫AND I THINK IT'S DISGUSTING ‫AND UNNATURAL.
‫YOU'RE GETTING BACK TOGETHER ‫WITH JAKE?
‫GROSS.
‫- YEP, THAT'S IT. ‫YOU FOUND ME OUT.
‫- SO, YOU AND MY SISTER.
‫- YEAH.
‫IT'S BEEN YEARS, ‫BUT IT FEELS RIGHT.
‫- GOOD FOR YOU.
‫YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT ‫I'M VERY PROTECTIVE OF HER.
‫[whispering] ‫WATCH YOUR BACK.
‫[chuckles] ‫LET'S GO GET A MILK SHAKE
‫AND CELEBRATE ‫LIKE REAL AMERICANS.
‫- HEY, LISTEN, YOUR BROTHER ‫IS REALLY POSSESSIVE,
‫AND I JUST DON'T THINK WE SHOULD ‫GO DOWN THIS ROAD NOW.
‫THAT GUY REALLY FREAKS ME OUT.
‫- I'M FREAKING OUT.
‫YOU LOOK, I'M TOO SCARED.
‫- AAH! ‫[giggles]
‫98!
‫I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
‫YOU FOCUSED ON WHAT YOU NEEDED ‫TO DO BECAUSE YOU ARE SMART,
‫AND YOU ARE-- ‫- A GOOD PERSON?
‫- I'M SO GLAD WE'RE DOING THIS.
‫- YEAH, ME TOO.
‫- DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ‫CUSHION CUT?
‫- THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING ‫I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
‫- OF COURSE.
‫- SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ‫NOT SO TRUTHFUL WITH ME.
‫- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
‫- LIKE AT THE SKI HOUSE, ‫YOU KNOW,
‫WHEN THE OWNERS ‫DIDN'T KNOW YOU.
‫- WELL, I TOLD YOU,
‫I DIDN'T KNOW THE SHAFERS ‫SOLD THEIR PLACE.
‫AND THEY TOLD ME I COULD USE IT ‫ANYTIME I WANT.
‫AND THOSE NEW PEOPLE, THEY HID ‫THEIR KEY IN THE SAME PLACE
‫AS THE SHAFERS DID.
‫- YEAH, NO, I GUESS ‫THAT MAKES SENSE.
‫- WHAT DO YOU THINK ‫ABOUT THIS ONE?
‫- WOW.
‫THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
‫SO, JUST A DUMB THING, UM...
‫AFTER THAT ASSEMBLY, I WAS KIND ‫OF PISSED AT MS. MARKS
‫AND I WENT TO TALK TO HER.
‫- I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ‫WHO'S PREGNANT.
‫I AM ABSOLUTELY COMMITTED TO ‫MAINTAINING GLORIA'S PRIVACY.
‫[bleep]
‫- YEAH, AND?
‫WHORIA GLORIA'S PREGNANT. ‫THAT'S A SHOCKER.
‫WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO ‫WITH US?
‫- NOTHING, REALLY, EXCEPT...
‫GLORIA'S WEARING ‫MY MOM'S EARRINGS.
‫- WHY WAS SHE WEARING ‫YOUR MOM'S EARRINGS?
‫- HEY, GLORIA, HOW'RE YOU DOING?
‫UM, NOT TO BE WEIRD, ‫BUT THOSE EARRINGS,
‫THEY, UH, LOOK LIKE THIS PAIR ‫THAT MY MOM HAD.
‫- YEAH, SO?
‫OH, [bleep] ME!
‫OF COURSE THEY'RE STOLEN.
‫- THAT'S SO WEIRD.
‫I WONDER HOW SHE GOT THEM.
‫- WELL, GLORIA SAID ‫IT ALL STARTED
‫WHEN SHE CAUGHT YOU ‫IN THE SKI LODGE.
‫- WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?
‫- DON'T WORRY, GLORIA. ‫YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME.
‫- ARE YOU PRETENDING MY ‫PREGNANCY TEST IS YOURS?
‫I DON'T LIKE THIS.
‫- I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE. ‫- HOW?
‫- THESE WERE REALLY EXPENSIVE.
‫IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED THEM.
‫KEEP THEM IF YOU WANT, ‫OR, YOU KNOW,
‫IF YOU NEED MONEY ‫FOR SOMETHING...
‫MATTY, ‫YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
‫- SHE'S SAYING SOME CRAZY ‫[bleep].
‫- I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
‫I'M A GOOD PERSON. ‫YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.
‫- I WANT TO, I REALLY DO, ‫IT'S JUST THAT...
‫- IT MUST SUCK ‫THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP A MAN.
‫- IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE A ‫[bleep] HORRIBLE PERSON, AMBER.
‫- WHAT? ‫NO.
‫- YOU LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING. ‫YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT.
‫YOU'RE NOT ANYTHING! ‫- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
‫- OH, ACTUALLY, I DO. ‫I'M GONNA MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU.
‫GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL
‫GET OUT OF PALOS HILLS,
‫AND I'LL TELL EVERYONE ‫YOU GOT INTO NYU EARLY.
‫OR YOU GOT A MODELING CONTRACT, ‫OR YOU LEFT ME FOR RYAN GOSLING.
‫YOU KNOW, I'LL LET YOU MAKE UP ‫WHATEVER STORY YOU WANT.
‫IT'LL BE REALLY FUN FOR YOU.
‫IF YOU EVER COME BACK HERE, ‫THE DEAL IS OFF,
‫AND I WILL TELL EVERYBODY ‫THE TRUTH.
‫YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO DECIDE ‫HOW YOU WANT THIS TO GO DOWN.
‫- MATTY...
‫ALL I EVER WANTED WAS YOU.
‫MAYBE--MAYBE I GOT ‫A LITTLE CRAZY.
‫- YOU TRIED TO RUIN MY LIFE!
‫- BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
‫AND YOU LOVE ME TOO, ‫I KNOW IT.
‫[voice breaking] ‫PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
‫- [sighs]
‫YOU NOW HAVE 23 HOURS ‫AND 59 MINUTES.
‫- I WAS SAD ABOUT LUKE, ‫AND I WAS CELEBRATING MY FINAL.
‫I WAS SAD-LEBRATING,
‫AND BOTH INVOLVED ‫EATING A LOT OF CHINESE FOOD
‫AND WATCHING SHOWS ‫ABOUT FEMALE MURDERERS.
‫[knocking]
‫- I'M GONNA GO CHECK ‫ON...THINGS.
‫- UH... ‫I BROKE UP WITH EVA.
‫UM... ‫YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HER.
‫TOTAL PSYCHO.
‫EVERYTHING SHE SAID WAS A LIE.
‫- EVERYTHING EVERYTHING?
‫- OH, SHE'S NOT EVEN PREGNANT, ‫NEVER WAS.
‫- WHAT? ‫HOW IS THAT--
‫WHO CARES? ‫YOU OKAY?
‫- HONESTLY, I FEEL GREAT.
‫[laughs] ‫I'M NOT GONNA BE A DAD
‫ANYTIME SOON, ‫MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND'S GONE,
‫AND I'M ABOUT TO EAT SOME OF ‫YOUR CHINESE FOOD.
‫- OKAY.
‫- THANKS.
‫JENNA, I'M SORRY ‫FOR NOT TRUSTING YOU.
‫YOU WERE TRYING TO BE ‫A GOOD FRIEND,
‫AND I WAS A [bleep] ONE. ‫ALL YEAR.
‫WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BOTH ‫SINGLE AGAIN, HUH?
‫- I SURE AS HELL AM.
‫- YEAH. I DON'T KNOW ‫IF I'LL EVER BE READY
‫TO GET BACK ‫ON THAT HORSE.
‫YOU KNOW? ‫WHAT ABOUT YOU?
‫- SOME DAY.
‫BUT FOR NOW, I JUST WANT ‫TO GIVE IT TIME.
‫[soft guitar, singing]
‫*
‫- NEXT, ON AWKWARD...
‫- ARE YOU HAVING ‫SOME ROMANTIC RENDEZVOUS?
‫- MATTY HAS TO COME OVER ‫TONIGHT,
‫AND I THOUGHT I'D MAKE IT ‫SPECIAL.
‫- SADIE'S HAVING A PARTY ‫AT HER AUNT'S HOUSE.
‫WE SHOULD GO! ‫- I HAVE A RESOLUTION FOR US.
‫- OKAY... ‫- NEITHER OF US HOOKS UP.
‫- HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS ‫SEEN MATTY?
‫- NO. ‫- I DID. HE TOOK OFF
‫WITH SOME OLDER CHICK.
‫- HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN JENNA?
‫- DO YOU TAKE REQUESTS?